I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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