Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
This is my gift to your gina
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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