Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Do plants get herpes?
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