I just pynch a tree in the face
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Houston, we have a blender
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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