somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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