I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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