Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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