I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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