i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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