The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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