its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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