Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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