But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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