nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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