You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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