Swine flu. Run for my life!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
