im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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