I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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