i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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