I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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