If that was your dad, he is hot
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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