Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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