So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
