bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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