Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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