garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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