I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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