Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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