he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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