at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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