i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
