would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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