why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
is wine microwaveable?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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