literally had 100 drinks last night.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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