Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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