I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i barfeds in our rink
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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