and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's blow job season.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
