i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who wears a wallet chain?!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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