He felt like a one man threesome
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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