Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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