I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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