oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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