ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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