You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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