clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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