i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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