You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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