okay pat passed out under dana's car
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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