I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
