party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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