One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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