Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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