It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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