Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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