There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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