How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
