bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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