Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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