Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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